What the World Cup Means to Me

To be honest, I have no idea what football is all about. Let me summarise what I know about football:

  • It involves a round ball, a field, and two goals.
  • To score, you gotta kick the ball into your opponent’s goal.
  • It’s called soccer in the US.

Now, let me tell you what I know about the World Cup:

  • It happens once every 4 years.
  • The last winner of the World Cup was… Brazil… I think.
  • *frowns* or was it… Germany…?

Anyway, as you can see, my knowledge of the World Cup and football is so "vast" that it’s "nonexistent". I tried watching a game of football once, I did… (it was more like a live game of futsal) and almost fell asleep (well, it was at 10pm, in my defense). I just couldn’t stand it. It looks so complicated to me. I hardly know what’s going on 99% of the time.

On another note, my week started off being completely unproductive. I would wake up, go to class, have lunch, go home, sleep, wake up, have dinner, go home, play about 30-40 games of spider solitaire, then sleep again. This would repeat itself until Friday, which was the most productive day of the past 2 months for me. I haven’t properly studied since my finals ended about 2 months ago. Like, hardly ever even opened a book. So on Friday, I actually sat down and did my probability questions, read some chapters out of a statistics book, and actually got the work done. OMG. What an achievement!!! :oO

Furthermore, I managed to start my law assignment. (!!!!!!!wow)

On a more sombre note… I saw two old friends. One I saw yesterday, the other I saw today. I didn’t know that time has changed so much. When did saying "hi" become… something to… avoid…?

Or maybe I am just so disastrous at maintaining friendships. I don’t know.

3 Responses to “What the World Cup Means to Me”

  1. Jason- Says:

    At least you know more about the World cup than me. World cup in my eyes:-

    Millions of people watching 22 people chasing one ball around a large field

    Don’t even know who won the previous world cup

    Didn’t know that it happens once every 4 years

    Don’t know whats so exciting about watching people playing with a ball. Playing the game itself is more fun than watching

  2. Jordan Says:

    At least you’ve started reading for exams. I’ve got 2 test this week and I’ve yet to start reading anything! LOL!

  3. Lara Says:

    world cup: where all the world gives in to their freudian obsession with balls

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