Clairine

Please, someone invent a Hardworking Pill and feed it to me.

Modern science has provided cures for sleeplessness, restlessness, siao-ness, stomach ache, head ache, tooth ache, heart ache, leg ache, eye ache, nose ache, what-ache-also-got, and they even have Tongkat Ali for those who want to improve their sex lives (which in my personal opinion is hilariously funny, especially when I see Tongkat Ali booths being swamped by middle-aged men at the pasar malams, it’s like, hello? If your sex life sucks then it sucks la. No amount of Tongkat Ali is gonna help you).

I see no reason why a pill should not be invented to make someone be hardworking.

Alright, I’m being ridiculous. Forgive my stupidity.

As for the story that I posted on my blog about how I incredibly, stupidly, confused diesel with petrol, and for those of you who laugh to yourselves and think "damn, she is stupid!!!" I’d just like to say a few things.

First, everyone should be able to admit the stupid things that they do in life. Second, just because I post it on my blog, doesn’t mean I’m proud of it. Third, even if it is embarrassing for me to admit that I confused such a simple thing (someone told me it is like confusing urine for chrysanthemum tea, like how on earth do you do something like that), at least I am able to laugh it off, pronounce myself stupid-in-that-moment, and treat it as just another day to day experience!

Another thing. Tomorrow I have an American History trial, my side is the defense, and we’re defending George W. Bush on the Iraq War. I’m playing the role of the political analyst. This is just great, you know? Because I know squat about politics and I could hardly care about whether Bush was right or wrong in going into Iraq. I’m supposed to prepare my Q&A paper today, and by now I should have finished it, but so far all I have are about 10 questions with no answers.

And yet another thing. My Business Law quiz (it carries a weightage of 20%, so I think of it as a test) is this Tuesday, and the lecturer is going to cover every single chapter in the syllabus, from contract law to torts, negligence, liability, to third-party contracts, leases, and sales, to breach, nonperformance, claims, and damages…!!! Someone save me. I haven’t started studying yet.

I will drink coffee tonight. I will study. I’ll get all the things that I need to, done. Because this is me. This is what I do. All the time. 11th hour studying. I’m still searching for a cure to this disease.

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